Oil Industry: Quit whining and build the berms and sandbars already!
Congress: Stop protecting your own interests and raise the financial cap to unlimited.
BP: Stop pouring in poison as if that helps and plug the hole. (And, by the way: who builds a long pipe without shutoff valves?)
EPA: Really? There's nothing you can do?
You and me and everyone else: Can we choose to live differently?
God: It's looking a little apocalyptic from here...